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wannabe flower child

the kids at school who claim to like the 60s but have absolutely knowledge of anything that happened in them.

Wannabe flower children can be spotted when they are wearing peace sign jewelry from hot topic. wannabe flower children would be happily accepted into the life of flower children had they not been so fake. thanks guys, for casting dullness and negative energy on a group of people who never did anything to you.
wannabe flower children are those that went to see taking woodstock and the next day claimed to be a hippie.

wannabe flower children think that wavy gravy is a side dish, and that michael lang is a politician.
by sunshineisgolden April 4, 2010
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i wanna fuck you maria

text u ain't ever gonna send
1: i wanna fuck you maria
2: wtf im ur sister
1: sorry i sneezed and my dog ate my homework so i freaked out and hit send by mistake lol
by comfybat September 6, 2020
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Wannabe Hipster

Someone who thinks they are totes cool for writing, drawing, and speaking of triangles. They wear vintage clothes and always brag about how "hipster" they are when they probably should go read the definitions of Hipster and get it through their mind that they arent hipsters, they try too hard, and they have it all wrong.
OH EM GEE TRIANGLES!
wow shes such a wannabe hipster !
by Not a Triangle. January 13, 2011
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Texan wannabe

1)Someone who is not a native Texan who in their daily language will throw in a "y'all", "lawlz", "ain't", or "howdy".

2)Someone who wears belt buckles, cowboy hats, cowboy boots, plaid button-up hillbilly shirts, and thinks their a huge redneck when they haven't even VISITED Texas or don't even know what a farm looks like or what you do on it.
Mr. Reed is such a Texan wannabe and he doesnt even know it.

What a dumbass!
by igotthedefs February 21, 2009
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Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma

When you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder "why can't my mom cook this well?". This thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.

Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.
Kid 1: Yo dawg, I'm tired of eatin' at home. My momma feeds me the same ol' grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-damn-day.

Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!

Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!
by The Amazing Jazzy Jas August 7, 2009
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Emo wannabe

All wannabes are bad, but Emo wannabes annoy me the most. They can usually be seen wearing a band top/hoodie which they don't even listen to, jeans or black trousers, fake Converse or chunky trainers, cheap black & red or black & white stripy gloves, wrist bands (usually checkered) and braclets, stitch band names on their school bags and put badges of HIM and Greenday on their hoodie and/or bag, and if they take their wannabe-ness to another level, they might dye their hair black and/or get a stud. They usually have no knowledge whatsoever of the Emo music and how the whole thing works, but they want to be differant so they turn to the emo crowd. One day they think to themselves: "I want to be cool like that guy" so the next school day the completly change their look and have a go at their friends for because they don't like Emo music, even though they don't know it themselves. In their MSN names, they sometimes display flowers (which usually face down), the letters are "uSuAlLy SpElT lIkE tHiS" and make up a very un-convincing depressing quote. They will also try to be random, which means they'll pretend to find 'cheese' and 'pie' funny.
Scene Kid: So what's your favourite Fallout Boy song?

Emo wannabe: Umm.... the one with that reindeer guy!

Scene Kid: You mean "Sugar, we're going down"?

Emo wannabe: Oh yeah that's what it's called I forgot!

Scene Kid: Haha! You're such a wannabe loser...
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I wanna die

When you want to attract someone's attention because you need love but no one cares about you.
Boy: I wanna die.

Girl: omg pls don't die think about the people who care about you I care about you bla bla bla
by Aljarjary September 24, 2019
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