Washington Wisk 

When a man puts his cock and balls into a bowl of cracked eggs and then proceeds to wisk the bowl with a furious strength.

Much better with friends.

Damn bro, that Washington Wisk was to die for.

Washington Wisk by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Washington George 

The first president of the united states

Washington George moaned, he "celebrated" winning the first ever presidential election by boning his wife.

Washington George by pseudonym moaned November 29, 2020

Washington wipe 

When you grab your dogs ass and stuff it with turkey and cheese dip. You then feed it laxitives and have it shit it all out into your mouth. You do this all while your sister masturbates to it and your brother face fucks the dog. You then rub the leftover shit on you body and walk around a Publix screaming this is dog shit suck my left tit

I Washington wiped so hard last night. Best thing that has ever happened to me

Washington wipe by Dicknickthenutbutt420 December 22, 2020

Washington DC 

It's like a city in North America or something idk

Have you ever been to Washington DC?

Washington DC by Mispell July 17, 2021

Washington, District of Colombia 

Da "Capital City" of da You-Ess-of-Ay, where narcotics are so rampant dat it was named after one of da biggest drug-producing countries of da world.

Da fact dat his home-base town was called, "Washington, District of Colombia" makes me wonder if ol' George needed his famous wooden dentures 'cuz he had meth-teeth?

Washington, District of Colombia by QuacksO November 20, 2021

Washington Sheriffs 

New nfl football team name. We salute our sheriffs because they are strong. No one wants to be a sheriff in any city especially Washington. #UrbanWay #2020 #IYKYK

Washington Sheriff’s playin tonight cuz? Nah mane birds playing. Iykyk

The name of the future Washington football team is the Washington Sheriffs

Washington Sheriffs by Cah Million December 21, 2021

washington wedge 

A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which all lanes of traffic flowing in one direction drive the same speed and right next to each other, thus creating a wedge of traffic that is impossible to get through or around. Very common in urban centers of the state of Washington as well as Washington DC. It is exacerbated by the left lane Prius camper.

I couldn’t drive faster than the speed limit because of this washington wedge in front of me.

The washington wedges really slow down when it rains here in the Puget Sound.

The reason why drivers suck in the Northwest is because of the Washington Wedge and the Seattle Surrender.

washington wedge by Ski_squared February 2, 2022