WAG

Worship and Goon

He said he would go home and wag today.

by Constricter February 13, 2025

WAG

Wild Ass Guess

Figuring $50 per unit is just a WAG.

by hoipolloiboy August 9, 2024

Cock Wagging

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation

Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”

by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025

WAG

used to refer to Wives And Girlfriends, used in Formula 1 for years.

Alexandra is the iconic F1 WAG!

by emf1rrari May 8, 2025

wag

What a game

Yo the Eagles game was a wag

by Theoneandonlymonkey May 10, 2025

Joey Wags

When you get the end of your penis tattooed like it was dipped in red wax.

Im going out on a date Saturday with Becky from HR. If I play my cards right I can take her home and give her the old Joey Wags.

by WKUforever March 23, 2024

wag

An acronym for what a guy. Used when you cant even believe the person your talking to is real.

Guy 1: When I jump up and down my cheeks clap.
Guy 2 :WAG!

by Lanknon July 13, 2022