wind wiener

A wind wiener is when you give someone a really bad blow job and it turns them off so much that it has a negative effect. Instead of getting wet, they get intensely dry, so much that their dick is comparable to a blow dryer.

Emily gave me suuuch a wind wiener last night. I've never been so turned off in my life.

I'd rather stare at that fat lady's mole for 6 hours then get another wind wiener from Emily.

I couldn't find my blow dryer after I got out of the shower last night, so I just got Emily to give me a wind wiener.

by Alyssiaxxxxxxxxxxemo May 31, 2010

Wiener Brothers

When two men have sex with the same girl at the same time.

"Dude, me and Jim did Heather last night, can you say three way?!"

"Dude, you and Jim are wiener brothers!"

by McKickass625 December 13, 2009

Jungle wiener

AIDS.

"I was vacationing in the amazon, and came back with the jungle wiener."

by Tallywanker April 2, 2009

Wiener boop

When two dudes touch tips

“Can I wiener boop you tonight.”
“ A lot of studying to do. “
“ Will be fun just you me and Werner boops.”

by Billy Jean January 31, 2018

pull a wiener

To get caught cheating on your spouse and start lying about it,

Guy 1: Dude did you just pull a wiener
Guy 2: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

by Big Panch July 3, 2011

Snuggie Wiener

When a female puts on a snuggie and they make or accidently form a faux cock, aka penis, aka wiener. the best thing about is that you can form your own size junk and fool your friends and family, and watch your mom cry later

Whoa Miz Anna, you got an awesome Snuggie Wiener!

Hey Lynn! Check out my Snuggie Wiener! Its the best coz im actually a girl.

by Spy300 June 14, 2011

Wiener Ball

Just a wiener ball

David: Yo-

Josh: shut the fuck up wiener ball

by Kakamanwbwhduxixisjans March 8, 2021