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dead wax

the area on vinyl records between the last 'band'/track on the record and the label, varies greatly from one record company to the other, regarding value as well as quantity of useful information. The dead wax data on the products of smaller labels are often written manually, i.e. by hand.
I bought 12inch record but half of it is dead wax! It has only two tracks, the rest of it is blank, dead wax!
by Peter Gatys December 29, 2008
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turtle wax

The act of ejaculating in someone's helmet while it is left unattended, then getting them to place it on their head. A practical joke particular to the military.
Joe left his helmet in the truck so I rubbed one out in it then he put it on, it was the perfect turtle wax.
by Aco FIST October 22, 2013
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Wash and Wax

A "Wash and Wax"
The person who wants to receive, lays down between the two providers
The first person urinates on the person laying between the two. They will focus on one specific area. Say the face or chest.

After the first person finishes the wash, they will make way for the second person, whos job is quite difficult, as they need to ejaculate on the exact same spot as the first person pissed and on command. That's the wax.

If there are more people in the wash and wax position, that's called a "Car Wash". Back in the fifties, it was called an "autowash"...but that term fell out of favor, except amongst the boomers.
"Hey, so if I understand tonight's festivities, it's you Steve and me. Steve is really hot for a wash and wax. If we can manage to convince John, Bob and Hector, I say we go ahead and surprise Steve with a Car Wash"
by Bloodybunny August 26, 2022
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on wax

ok actually on wax reffers to anything recorded in a recording studio. (a throwback to when records had wax grooves)
yo, man, i wanted to kill these nigga's but decided to keep the beef "on wax". Let em hear it in the street!
by 66curtis October 27, 2005
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put that on wax

1. Spoken words so profound, moving, or inspiring they should be recorded on vinyl

2. An instant verbal classic
by DiZZ83 October 23, 2009
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Glasgow Bikini Wax

The act of dowsing one's pubic hair with scotch whisky and setting alight. Mentiond by Willy in The Simpsons s13e07 "It burns like a Glascow Bikini Wax!"
Duncan: "So did you get her to go for a Brazilian Wax?"
Malcom: "Nah, but I did the next best thing. After the bar she passed out by the toilet so I grabbed the whiskey and Zippo and let it rip..."
Duncan: "A Glasgow Bikini Wax?!...Rude"
by Bdamn October 17, 2010
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jimmy-wax

For a woman to perform upon a man. The jimmy being his penis, and the process of waxing being the act of fellatio.
I'll loose weight when I feel like it, bitch! You think you so slick you blasphemous, dope-fiend bitch! I got my jimmy-waxed seven times last week!
by El Chango May 31, 2006
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