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acid wash

"The e-mails that you acid washed."-Donald Trump
by Faery89 October 10, 2016
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Waikiki Wet Wash

Inserting one or more fingers into a woman's vagina, pleasuring her to the point of maximum lubrication. Once achieved, remove the finger(s) and casually stroke her face or brush her hair with the sopping wet fingers. It is considered successful if the woman never even notices that you just rubbed her vaginal juices all over her face and/or hair.
Dude 1 - Hey, did you bang that chick last night?
Dude 2 - Did I?!? Not only that, but I Waikiki Wet Washed her!
Dude 1 - No way!!
Dude 2 - She didn't even notice!!
* High Five *
by angrycartoon March 7, 2012
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Mexican Car Wash

A car rinse resulting from a rainfall.

This usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.
Guy 1: Man, It's raining again!

Guy 2: That's cool, always up for a Mexican CarWash!
by Tom K. February 6, 2005
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wood wash

To have oral sex performed on the penis.
Dude, the stripper gave me one serious wood wash
by the cam September 21, 2005
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Belch Wash

Much like "jet wash" (the rapidly moving gases expelled from a jet engine), "Belch Wash" is the preferably vile and unpleasant gasses produced by a belch expelled in the proximity of another person who unknowingly and unavoidably walks through it, ingesting the odorous contents of the belcher's stomach and expresses a negative reaction.
After a couple Scotch on the rocks at the bar, I enjoyed a fine halibut filet in garlic cream sauce, steamed broccoli with jasmine rice. Rich and delicious! While walking out of the restaurant I quietly expelled a hot gaseous belch. My unsuspecting wife walking behind me passed right into my Belch Wash, almost yarped and exclaimed “Thanks, I just walked through your Belch Wash"
by moleary70 September 1, 2011
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the wash

badass funny ass movie starring snoop dogg and dr. dre
I just watched The Wash and it was the shit
by yandawg June 27, 2008
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Milwaukee Power Wash

Using a cheap beer, preferably a Miller product or Old Style (if you have no respect for the woman feel free to use Milwaukee's Best), is the best way to give a woman an authentic Milwaukee Power Wash.

During sexual intercourse grab a bottle or can of beer and shake vigorously while bringing your woman toward climax. As she's close to orgasm pop the beer open and aim the stream at her clitoris. This will enhance her experience and potentially bring a would-be one night stand back for more.

Contrary to the name of the move, it originated in the Chicago-land area, and the beer of choice was commonly Old Style which is brewed in Milwaukee.
Lyle: I took this chick home last night and gave her a Milwaukee Power Wash.

Bob-ay: How'd that go?

Lyle: Really well! I executed it perfectly and she's been calling me her God.
by AMc799 October 4, 2010
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