Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation

When a man with a twelve inch cock goes to the club looking for some action but instead downs 10 cranberry vodkas. This usually occurs on tuesday nights at the local run down club. The man with the 12 incher then is ok enough to hold a limo service from the club.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you drinking so many cranberry vodkas.
Guy 2: Man I just need to experience the Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation
Guy 1: Oh ok man just don't get alcohol poisoning.
Guy 2: Oh I won't man I'm Italian

by Grinnell March 31, 2008

Aged like Vodka

A phrase used to describe something that didn't age well, but it took a long time to look bad.

Similarly how vodka takes 10 years to lose its taste.

Some dude in 1980: "I bet there will be flying cars in the future!"

Present day

Some Man: "Man twitter is arguing about hairstyles!"

Some Boy: "And they said there would be flying cars in the future."

Some Man: "Yeah that phrase Aged like Vodka."

by av9e February 18, 2022

Waka Vodka Flakes

A bowl of Frosted Flakes or Corn Flakes in which instead of milk, the user uses vodka .

Man: We ran out of milk again.
Man 2: *reaches for Smirnoff* "Waka Vodka Flakes?"
man: *high fives* Aw yeah!

by Blocka Blocka December 14, 2011

Red Bull and Vodka

originally started out as a trendy LA drink, quickly turned into a teenie bopper drink

the quickest way to get carded at ANY bar is to order a Red Bull and Vodka

by Mr Wall August 3, 2007

Vodka bin-Laden

Two shots and a splash of water.

Have a Vodka bin-Laden. It's on me!

by pentozali June 5, 2011

Vodka

A man man, who has a over grown penis, and when he has sexual inter-course, he feints, due to too much blood in his penis. A girl can be referred to be ' Vodka'd '. Vodka is the only one who can do this.

There was a big orgy, and Vodka was their, and he Vodka'd loads of people.

by Rupert666 October 14, 2008

Capri-sun Vodka

A glorious drink promising side effects that will; render you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and then will theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper

Omg adam I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time

by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017