Vagina Noodles

The excess of vagina hairs that fall off a women's shedding vagina/pussy

I had many vagina noodles stuck in my teeth and mouth after I ate her out

by Dick Harold November 11, 2012

vagina anti-magnet

Someone who is a complete woman repellent.

He couldnt get laid in a brothel , hes a major vagina anti-magnet

by thegroup June 19, 2013

vagina rocket

When you're pooping and you have a full tampon and it rockets out when you push.

Dude, I just did a vagina rocket so hard in your bathroom!

by ChaosPixie April 29, 2014

vagina stab

When a dog greets a female visitor by shoving his nose in the crotch area.

My dog just committed vagina stab on my guest.

by the allioop March 6, 2015

Vagina Fruit Salad

When a guy inserts fruit into a girl's cooch and proceeds to eat her out while simultaneously eating the fruit.

Anthony: Yo, did you and Jamie have fun last night or what?
Conner: Yeah man, I gave that bitch a vagina fruit salad.

by pablothefish May 27, 2015

Vaginacide

When a girl has her period, it is her vagina trying to kill itself for failing at its only task of creating a child. A vagina- suicide

Person 1: oh man my cramps are terrible today
Person 2: are you having a vaginacide today?
Person 1: yeah, I am

by Craycray_qirl November 18, 2015

Vaginal Knitting

Knitting from wool that has been inserted into ones vagina. Term coined by Australian TV channel SBS2Australia in reference to performance art "Casting Off My Womb" by artist Casey Jenkins

Everyday I take a new skein of wool that's been wound so that it will unravel from the center and I stick it up inside me... and then I pull out the thread and perform vaginal knitting.

by mrb200 December 24, 2015