ass viking

such as a glorified butt-pirate or a horny butt-pirate

Jeff Niedfelt is such an ASS VIKING!

by Shad December 13, 2003

screaming viking

a drink that exists, ironically, because it didn't exist. On an episode of "Cheers," they stump a cocky bartender who says he can make any drink, by ordering a "Screaming Viking." Woody make it up though: 1 oz lime juice, 1 celery stalk, 1 cucumber spear. Stir with ice, strain, garnish.

Carla: One screaming viking coming up. Would you like the cucumber bruised?

by Frank Booth January 3, 2005

Viking Drunk

When you're so drunk you go into a viking like rage. Follows the stage of being Ninja Drunk.

"Ugh, I just got off the ship, after spending 24 hours being viking drunk"

"Did you see Rob last night? He was so viking drunk, he punched a bouncer!"

by viking girl January 9, 2010

Black Viking Effect

Phenomenon in historical fiction films in which one or more people of a given race are cast in a setting or time period in which that race was non-existent or rare. Usually done to be politically correct or because the casting company was stupid.

Why does this movie about feudal Japan have white people in it? The director must have been suffering from the Black Viking Effect.

by Baagpiper April 23, 2011

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

Vikings with manners

There Are NO Vikings With Manners!!

do i need to explain
Vikings with manners do not exist.

by Allysa August 3, 2007

anal viking

A homosexual male who forcefully rapes and plunders rectums.

Mike Tyson was a successful anal viking in prison.

by lmonk December 29, 2004