Utica

The City of Despair

We took a wrong turn and drove through Utica and the kids kept asking what had happened in this place to make the people look so bizarre.

by Wiseguy68 December 1, 2016

utter balls

This is bullshit. To fuck something up.

"Monty, you`ve made a complete and utter balls of the Browning over-and-under by shortening it."

by Maxwell4Real August 12, 2014

Bri-utiful

A mixture of the name Brianna and the word Beautiful. Beauty that is beyond compare. Beauty that thickens your blood, that stops your pulse.

You are Bri-utiful.

by Austella November 10, 2010

Broken Uterus

A broken uterus is when you have aggressive sex and after it feels like a broken uterus. This is caused by the duration, number of sessions, force and large penis size. Very few people experience a broken uterus, but those that due are actually very lucky.

We haven't seen each other in over 30 days. We've been in bed for 8 hours and haven't slept. Now she has a broken uterus!

by Sexy, ageless, beauty! January 2, 2012

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

Calm your uterus

What you say to a girl when she's getting her panties in a twist.

MARTHA, CALM YOUR UTERUS, DAMMIT!

by Jackson the Man August 26, 2010

Utah

Utah is the 45th state settled in 1846. 65% of the state are followers of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Utah is one of the worlds biggest Jello Manufacturers in the world. Utah holds a 1:4 ratio of pacific islanders, suprisingly, making it the 2nd largest home of pacific islanders, behind Hawaii.

I love looking at the scenery in Utah, while eating jello at the Luau

by Rashon Fa March 15, 2009