urinal panic

The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming

"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

Urinal cookie

A turd, that someone has deposited in the toilets that are only for peeing in...
the "cookie" is referring to the turd.

Guy1: i was in the bathroom at wal-mart, and somone had left a fresh, steaming batch of urinal cookies!
Guy2: EWWW! Thats Nasty!

by Bubba2x4 October 7, 2009

Urine Sample

Peeing in a Cup

I had to give a Urine Sample in order to get the job as Santa Clause at the mall.

by ClassGuy December 30, 2010

Urinal Shuffle

The move you do whilst looking for the fly in your underpants while standing at a urinal.

Shit son, I was doing the urinal shuffle for like 15 minutes and almost peed my britches.

by DieLawn January 5, 2008

urine fiend

One who has a pee fetish. One who derives erotic pleasure from urinating on other people. One who likes to administer golden showers.

R. Kelly, notorious for having sex with, peeing all over underage girls.

by gramaticon July 23, 2008

manchester urinate

3rd biggest team in machester, after city and their 2nd team

manchester urinate ain't winning the league

by An honest football fan August 24, 2022

locker urination

A rare problem suffered by failures. Usually constitutes to community service hours and interrogations by the constable.

A problem faced by Chase Rodrigue.

"I heard about that Chase Rodrigue kid and his locker urination problem."

by Rob. February 1, 2003