Ultimate Taekwondon't Break

When you attempt to complete a 6 Brick break in front of your entire class of taekwondo students with the intent of showing off, fail the break miserably after 4 weak attempts then allow the tower of patio bricks to fall so that the impact to the ground can fracture the bricks and you aren't forced to make a 5th attempt with a hand that hurts almost as much as the dissapointment of your chubby wannabe fighter son who can do less push ups than bricks you can break.

Had the worst Ultimate Taekwondon't Break right after I opened my own Taekwondo school at the YWCA cuz my instructor thinks I'm a complete douche bag, then I tried to show off on camera with a sweet 6 brick demo break and fucked it up entirely barely breaking any. My hand hurts but I don't want everyone to laugh out loud at me and wonder why I even charge for this awful excuse for "self defense" and give my son another reason to sit on his fat lazy ass while everyone else works out.

by Phillip Tillman March 5, 2011

Ultimate Violation

A devious act that involves sneaking up from behind on an individual, slamming your hand with a downward force onto their shoulder while shoving your other hand far into their posterior region. When done with force and precision, this act can be friendship altering.

* Sneaking up is important for it throws the element of surprise into the overall act.

* Even more important is counteracting the victim's natural reaction of jumping or lifting up when an object penetrates their anus. By holding the victim down while administering your hand, you make the victim have to 'sit there and take it.'

Chris was a different man after he was given the ultimate violation.

by misterpantywaste May 10, 2011

the ultimate dis

putting ones nutsack on another persons face, while they may or may not be conscience

Jeff passed out early so he recieved the ultimate dis.

by ultimate dis October 24, 2009

drunk ultimatum

(noun)
A demand made in a state of inebriation or non-sobriety whose compliance must be fulfilled within a set period of time or else a conditional threat will be enacted until the demand is met.

We were going to leave Royal Exchange until a shit faced Googs made a drunk ultimatum.
"I'mm nnnot l-leaving untillll I mmake out with that girl or that girl!"- Googs

by Green Balls November 22, 2010

The Ultimate Warrior

A sex act. While having doggy style sex with a girl you grab both of her arms, and hold them out in a T formation, and shake the hell out of them. Just like the WWF star, the Ultimate Warrior's ring introduction.

I was hitting Jessica from the back, and thought I'd spice it up a bit so I gave her the Ultimate Warrior. I nearly dislocated her shoulder. Whoops.

by Ottis Spunkmire July 19, 2011

Ultra Giga Super Ultimate Alpha Sussy Chad

the MOST powerful Chad in the Chad universe. He surpassed the Alpha Giga Chad which is so cracked at this point. Ultra Giga Super Ultimate Alpha Sussy Giga Chad is the most powerful being in the world. If a girl see him, the girl will orgasm 10x at the speed of light-years. His ego is so and very Godly. He killed Jesus and Muhammad at the same time.
Ultra Giga Super Ultimate Alpha Sussy Giga Chad will come to universe and fuck all of the girls and girl pornstars, hence, the big three in porn
Mia khalifa, lana rhoades, and REDACTED
and he will evolve into the MOST OP CHAD IN THE UNIVERSE

Person 1:im the giga Chad, im the most powerful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:shut up I can defeat you in seconds
person 1:then who the hell are you and what are you
me:im th ultra giga super ultimate alpha sussy giga Chad

person 1:*gasp* kill me and fuck me
ULTRA GIGA SUPER ULTIMATE ALPHA SUSSY CHAD IS NUTS

by Vampix#69 December 24, 2021

Ultimate-Guitar

AKA UG; The Pit; Russian-servers-are-located-here!; Kensai's Dungeon; Hell; HEEEEEEY!!

A community that will overtake 4Chan one day. Needless to say, UG is a pretty awesome website. It's filled with video lessons, tablature, reviews and Guitar Pro files that will teach you how to be an aspiring guitarist, probably better than douchebags like Lil Wayne UG has also installed widgets for members so if you check them out, they are so rad (wow, I sound like a chav)

UG is also popular for one thing: The Pit, where all 14-year olds, who are regular fappers and have no life at all (I just kid..) The Pit is seriously weird but you'll seem to like every user that you'll see, unless you're a girl. It is filled with every meme possible and ridiculous news. If you're addicted to the Pit, you're called a Pit Monkey - idk wtf that means.

BOY 1: Dude, wtf should we do now?
BOY 2: Idk...
BOY 1: How about fapping?
BOY 2: No, let's visit Ultimate-Guitar.com
BOY 1: You're no f*cking guitarist
BOY 2: =D

by gavz_verdikt August 7, 2009