United Illuminating 

slow fucking douchbag power company employee

that United Illuminating can't seem to get my power back on in a decent period of time considering it didn't go out till an hour after the storm passed!!

United Illuminating by GodOfLinux September 1, 2011

United Kingdom 

A place where a lot of people just think it's another word for England. But it also has Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland as well as England.

The United Kingdom is better than the United States in almost every way.

Sorry Americans

United Kingdom by Power476 September 14, 2020

United Kingdom 

A sad, desolate place in north western Europe. where people's teeth are falling out as you read this, stabbing rates are increasing by the second, where people's T's are none existent, and the place where beans on bread is acceptable.

Guy 1: Man, the Falklands remind me of United Kingdom. Sad, and desolate.

United Kingdom by morengo March 21, 2023

United statian 

Some thing fucking idiots say, usually people who don’t want to offend anyone.

Joe: Bill where were you born?
Bill: The United States of America.
Joe: so your a United statian.
Bill: ....what?

United statian by Martha stewartson June 8, 2018

United States of America

Greatest country on earth and land of opportunity with citizens who are not ignorant and just recognize how great their country is.

"...Land of the free;home of the brave"

United States of America by Shayzee November 9, 2004

United States Soccer 

A team of players that the entire world takes WAY too seriously. If a team barely wins it's awful group on pure luck and all the talking heads are saying what an accomplishment it is, it is OVER-RATED!!! If same team loses to an awful Ghana team in extra time, it is not a learning experience, it was a pathetic beatdown. Stop cheering and start booing!

Talking Head: In a close loss, the United States Soccer team comes away with memories and learnings.

Me: WHAT? THEY SUCK!!!

United States Soccer by EnglishBasterd233 June 29, 2010

United States Begotten 

(abbreviated USB) : a very offensive term for any child born in the United States to alien (i.e illegal immigrant in the US) parents.

one of the possible ways of improving immigration laws in The United States is to deny automatic birthright citizenship to any and all united states begotten. Of course there are other methods, but they don't seem to be working; I am sure Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arapaio would agree with me.

United States Begotten by Uncle Dimma March 20, 2021