Slap ass Uno

An Ancient and holy ritual Preformed by "The Boys" Where the lads play a game of Uno and when the game ends the Lad with the most cards gets Slapped by a wooden Sword as hard as trying to thanos's hair line.

Lad 1 : Bro Lets play slap ass uno
Lad 2 : Bet bruh
Lad 3 : Bet imma grab the wooden sword

by GoryCost70 September 9, 2021

the devil's uno

The name for tarot coined by pearl-clutching midwest church goers...

Those kids are using the devil's uno again

by The real devil's uno April 16, 2021

UNO

this a game of toture you can get caught cheating you can get your ass beat by your parents and get yelled at by annoying kids by the way dont bet anything on this krap or you will lose everything your mommy has bought you

SANIC SANIC SANIC SANIC SANIC SANIC YASSS QUEEN

mom:calm down kids its just a game of uno
kid 1:shut THE HELL UP MOM I TRYING TO BEAT YALL
kid 2:mommy why is everyone screaming??
mom:SHUT UP KID YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PULLED THAT SKIP NOW YOUR DUMB BROTHER IS GOING TO WIIN

inspired by the odds1out

by DEZZNETS May 20, 2022

Uno reverse card

The only counter against "no u" known to mankind. With this knowledge, you have the power to destroy the world.

Me: Ur mom has multible gays of great sizes
Other person: No u
Me: *Shows an uno reverse card*
Other person: *Fucking dies*

by Hitler1889 March 8, 2018

Uno

A word that you say to announce your almost win streak but then your teammates stops you and you want to pound there head in a hard wooden table.

Person 1 UNO
Person 2 not today

by Red Caper May 16, 2022

double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.

-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.

by Big dick André August 17, 2024

uno fest

in uno when you put down cards of the same number down and it starts a chain

hey are you going to put down a seven too? lets start a uno fest!

by unofestsarereal November 25, 2020