The Ultimate Porker

When you bang Billy's wife

"Dude I heard you scored The Ultimate Porker!"
"God, no bro, I would never"

by Youdonthavetobeonlyonlonelyfan October 30, 2020

Ultimate Cuteness

The Most Excelent and Parfait Twinkle Toes

"Oh look at that baby elephant. It is the definition of ultimate cuteness"
Julie: "What....you are incorrect. There cant be anyone as cute as myself"

by ThuglifeTupac May 23, 2011

ultimate cuck

When you nut in a dudes wife while he’s watching, get her pregnant, and have them raise the kid.

“bro this couples been raising my kid for like five years”
“dude, you performed an ultimate cuck”

by Reeray July 14, 2020

The Ultimate Virgin

The one who rivals the Virgin Mary

"Man, I still didn't get laid."
"You're going to grow up to be the ultimate virgin!"

by yeetymcfeetyteety January 28, 2019

Ultimate Gourmet

Describes strong satisfaction or approval. Used when the quality of a situation, material object, event, performance, or other such occurrence is enjoyable beyond description through typical adjectives.

Hey man, I'm sorry I missed your birthday. I hope it was ultimate gourmet.

by Palindromatic February 19, 2009

The Ultimate Checkmate

When you have sex with your current landlord's daughter in the room she once lived in

The Ultimate Checkmate has officially been completed.

by three3dashes August 27, 2012

Ultimate Fiddler

A game where two people (male/female/both) sit on the floor with no pants and hold each other's elbow with one hand. With the other hand they masturbate to the sound of the fiddle in the song "When the devil went down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band. All while making constant eye contact.

The winner is the one who ejaculates the most.

Him: Hey girl, do you want to play the Ultimate Fiddler?

Her: No, but I'm sure Josh would like to play once his wrist is feeling better. He is the reining champion!

by BigVeinyCurvyDick October 5, 2023