Fifteen will get you twenty

15 will get you 20

by David October 31, 2003

twenty one pilots

Twenty One Pilots are a musical duo from Columbus, Ohio, formed in 2009. They quite possibly have the most irritating fanbase in the history of music, otherwise known as "The Clique", who call both Tyler and Josh "Smol Beans" and claim that TØP (the bands abbreviation) have the deepest vocals known to mankind. Not only that, but they deem their genre as something unintelligible simply because they venture into different genres for different songs and albums. First and foremost, they aren't emo. Having lyrics that focus on emotional topics with a sad tone doesn't make a band emo. Sorry 13 year olds, maybe add some Taking Back Sunday into your musical diet. TØP are best described as alternative hip hop or indie pop. Their music is nothing more than a 4/10 for me personally, sorry basic pre-teens.

Person 1: Who're Twenty One Pilots?
Person 2: An alt-hip hop band who use synthesizers and ukelalies.
Person 1: Huh, sounds interesting!
Person 2: Oh lord..
~ Person 1 listens to Vessel ~
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: I feel like I've heard this on the radio for the past 10 years.
Person 2: Exactly.
Person 1: Yup. Most interesting lyric was "I liked it better when my car had sound."

Person 2: A bunch of Tumblr SJW people think they're deep.
Person 1: Oh, of course they do. Sing anything about a mental illness with basic chords and a simple drum beat behind it and they'll buy it.

by theartofdrowning___ June 12, 2018

will i live another twenty fo'

am i going to get through another day of the bitchin' life

I got my grub on but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
Hooked it up on later as I hit the do'
Thinking will i live another twenty fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop at a red light
Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright

by Tj McC October 4, 2003

Twenty Stick-Very-Twirly-Stick

What you can call the year 2016.

So-named because when viewed from above, it really does look like twenty (20) stick (1) very twirly stick (6).

{From a daily update to a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters}:

01-17-16 {or "2016 17 Jan.", or even "January 17, Twenty Stick-Very-Twirly-Stick" if you prefer}.
Just making my daily check-in from Tok AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding Cingular update planned for my website today...it concerns my having added an aerial video of flights of my Syma Fiery Dragon F1 Single-Rotor R/C Helicopter to my website.

by Telephony July 4, 2016

Twenty Twisted-Stick-Straight-Stick

The year 2021 as viewed from above.
From this vantage point, it looks like a 20, a twisted stick (2) and a straight stick (1).

{From a drone video on YouTube:
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:11pm PDT on 10-19-21 (or, "2021-10-19T18:11" or "2021 19 Oct." or even, "October 19, Twenty Twisted-Stick-Straight-Stick" if you prefer).

by Telephony October 19, 2020

Twenty-First Century Gatsby

Someone wealthy who throws parties like Gatsby today but with all the technology and fun that was around in the 20s and with the new culture.

Yeah he's the Twenty-First Century Gatsby.

by André10000 October 11, 2011

S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm.

It goes: Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil cause I'm the meanist S.O.B. in the valley.

Do you know the S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm?
S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm.

by Deep blue 2012 August 20, 2010