Turtle Tits

Muscular man boobs. Shaped like the subtle roundess of that of a turtle.

Hey that dude is super lean and muscular, but now he has turtle tits!

by caustic88 March 17, 2011

Turtle Porn

When something is disappointingly boring. Most commonly used when an act such as music, movies, etc is transformed from being one of the most entertaining into an act beyond boring.

Jennifer "do you think I should buy the second album of this band?"

Sandra " Well their first album was amazing it was up beat and revolutionary . However the second one well it sounded like turtle porn to me"

by Dyarra November 7, 2012

Turtle Warting

when someone turtle warts they become all mardy after having a really good day

we just got back from the great gig, it was 10 o' clock and david had just started turtle warting

by George Peasant May 21, 2008

Turtle Thumb

When a human of the female variety is extremely attractive but has one deficiency; a stumpy thumb.

I wanted to put my P in her V but her turtle thumb turned me off

by Mawfy January 17, 2009

Turtle Bite

A pinching of the skin by the thumb- specifically when the thumb is inserted between the middle and index finger

If you don't behave I'm going to give you a turtle bite Sean.

Ow Katie why would you turtle bite me!

Katie won the turtle bite war because Sean has horrible technique.

by HIIMPOOPSTICK July 17, 2014

turtle pete

a sad boy who likes turtles...a lot

Admirer: "That's a nice turtle tank."

Turtle Pete: "My turtles live in there...it's kawaii."

by jaydawgggg September 7, 2014

turtle hats

totally hot

your turtle hats

by mnbhgfdertyuijbvcfghj April 24, 2015