turritopsis dohrnii

The Turritopsis dohrnii, more commonly known as the immortal jellyfish, is the first species to be found immortal. This amazing creature was first founded in 1883 by Austin Wiesmann. Austin Wiesman was a german evolutionary biologist mainly known for his germ plasm theory, once known as Weismannism.

Turritopsis dohrnii is the first creature to be found immortal.

by Legend child December 16, 2016

Turning Butter

Masturbating to an extreme extent, and bruising the shaft.

Sorry mom I got hurt while Turning Butter.

by THEtrafficC0NE September 24, 2020

turninglobe

daddy.

turninglobe more like turningay

by 0obsessed_ June 19, 2021

Turning Japanese

I've got your picture
Of me and you
You wrote "I love you"
I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do

Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all 'round my cell
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all 'round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Everyone

That's why I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
(Think so think, so think so, think so)
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

by Death Menace December 9, 2022

stone turning

To dramatically change your opinion, yet act as if you've always held the more recent perspective.

Have you heard the latest episode of the Texchris Davesaw Massacre? Looks like Dave's stone turning again!

by cantevendell October 29, 2017

Turing

To fail miserably at the reacharound; to give a limp-wristed heimlich.

He turinged that bowling ball right into the gutter.

by Underpants? October 7, 2003

turrent

the word “turret” for illeterate southern people. much akin to how they pronounce “naked” as “nekked”, or “oil” as “ool”.

“just finished oolin’ up my turrent!”

by saladballs October 1, 2021