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Turkey Day

What inane stupid people call Thanksgiving in a failed attempt to sound cute.
Idiot #1 - I can't wait to get me some jibblets on Turkey Day!

Person #2 - Shut the fuck up dumbass.
by Meshuggah November 27, 2003
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Turkeys

It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving.
by The Shizzole March 5, 2003
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jive turkey motherfucker

A totally clueless scumbag-conman-bullshitting-cocksucking asshole who is so obviously fucked-up to anybody with half a brain but thinks he's cool.
by EDYudaman December 30, 2010
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shit turkey

Masturbating during anal sex, and losing your balance, waking up the next morning to a shit stained turkey hand print on the bed sheet.
After a long night of boinking his girlfriend in the ass ol'red jerked his dick to get it hard again then lost balance, and regained it by pushing himself up from the bed. In the morning he woke up to find a shit turkey on the sheets.
by Ole Red February 18, 2007
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turkey testers

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.
I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.
by Double Jay May 13, 2003
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turkeys in a doghouse

1. (adjective) to be unable or unequipped to handle a situation of temptation due to animalistic tendency, much like a dog's instinct to attack turkeys in his dog house

2. to be in the presence of one whom cannot control his actions related to sex, food, addiction or anger
1. Person 1: "Dude! So whack; how could he cheat on her at that sorority party?"
Person 2: "Oh come on, you know they're all babes; turkeys in a doghouse."

2. Person 1: "You can't to his house alone!"
Person 2: "Why not?"
Person 1: "He'll totally take advantage of you! Turkeys in a doghouse..."

3. Person 1: "Why do you relapse?"
Person 2: "I was at a Miley concert with all my dealers! Turkeys in a doghouse!!"
by ShanfullyGracious September 27, 2009
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pr0n turkey

(n) An aficionado of pornography. One who constantly and compulsively procures and consumes pornography.
"Ever since he got broadband Mark has become an absolute pr0n turkey".
by Matthew Wallace December 13, 2008
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