Turdsandwich is a word you use to call somebody you don't like. Wether they be fat and ugly, or an annoying lesbian, or just some little bitch with a voice that sounds like a dieing animal, they are, a turdsandwich. Over all, turdsandiwch is an amazing word and will live on forever.
Hey Ashley, That bitch Erica is acting like such a turdsandwich, I think I'm going to cut her than dumped battery acid on that bitch!
by wsa1994 April 21, 2009
Get the turdsandwich mug.The Young Turks perpetrated the Armenian Genocide. The conquered, persecuted peoples of the Ottoman Empire opted to liberate themselves rather than trust a reformed union of any kind. The Young Turks murdered, and raped Armenians believing that they wanted to emancipate themselves.
The Young Turks perpetrated the Armenian Genocide.
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friend 1: hey dude greg has passed out
friend 2: lets turdshorf him
friend 1: what?
friend 2: *grabs frozen dog turd out of freezer & shoves it up gregs ass*
friend 1: ohhh TURDSHORFING!
friend 2: lets turdshorf him
friend 1: what?
friend 2: *grabs frozen dog turd out of freezer & shoves it up gregs ass*
friend 1: ohhh TURDSHORFING!
by sam hippo April 25, 2006
Get the turdshorfing mug.Another term for smoking the hookah. Turk is used because of the hookah's popularity throughout Arab countries especially Turkey.
by J McD December 14, 2008
Get the Working the Turk mug.Turds is the plural version of a Turd. A Turd is usually a person who is in social senses looked down upon or despised. In basic terms, they aren't liked at all, usually by a lot of people/by the majority of people. Turds think they are cool, when actually they are not. They act like something they clearly aren't, and try so hard at it that in almost all cases, it bugs people, hence why they aren't liked by many. Turds will try acting cool with you in person, when really you don't like them at all, but you have to play cool too because you don't want any beef; to get in a fight with them; cause trouble, tensions, e.t.c.
Turds may try to act cool, like big shots, act super happy all the time but in a clearly fakish manner, act athletic when you know they're garbage and suck at what they try and do (a lot of Turds are Try-Hards and will try their best at something to give off the appearance that they are good when realy they aren't. For example like a game of basketball, just to compete with people who are actually good and aren't even trying). A Turd comes in very close proximity to the definition of a fake/a fake person/fakes/e.t.c. Turds can only be described in their own word to give off the exact description, but they are a combination of looser, lame, very hated, usually very ugly, try-hard, and fake.
Turds may try to act cool, like big shots, act super happy all the time but in a clearly fakish manner, act athletic when you know they're garbage and suck at what they try and do (a lot of Turds are Try-Hards and will try their best at something to give off the appearance that they are good when realy they aren't. For example like a game of basketball, just to compete with people who are actually good and aren't even trying). A Turd comes in very close proximity to the definition of a fake/a fake person/fakes/e.t.c. Turds can only be described in their own word to give off the exact description, but they are a combination of looser, lame, very hated, usually very ugly, try-hard, and fake.
Example 1:
Turd - "Hey, come here!"
Johnson- "Aughhhh, *Rolls eyes* Alright.... *Turns to Philip* Man, I really don't want to talk to these guys, but I gotta be nice. I guess I should just tough it out and go over there and talk to them. God I'm such a nice guy"
Philip *Johnson's buddy Philip* - "Dude, what are you doing? Don't go over there! Those guys are Turds!"
Johnson - "You're right. *Turns to the group of Turds* Sorry guys, I gotta get going, I'm late for class"
Turd - "Alright man, see you around next time!"
Example 2:
Guy - "Man, Tyler Elkins is just such a Turd"
Guy 2 - "Tell me about it. He thinks he's so cool and raw when really he isn't. The guy's such a Turd"
Example 3:
Guy - Don't get me wrong, Alaska's (Nick-name) a really cool guy, but sometimes he can just be such a Turd. He definitely has his Turd-moments.
Turd - "Hey, come here!"
Johnson- "Aughhhh, *Rolls eyes* Alright.... *Turns to Philip* Man, I really don't want to talk to these guys, but I gotta be nice. I guess I should just tough it out and go over there and talk to them. God I'm such a nice guy"
Philip *Johnson's buddy Philip* - "Dude, what are you doing? Don't go over there! Those guys are Turds!"
Johnson - "You're right. *Turns to the group of Turds* Sorry guys, I gotta get going, I'm late for class"
Turd - "Alright man, see you around next time!"
Example 2:
Guy - "Man, Tyler Elkins is just such a Turd"
Guy 2 - "Tell me about it. He thinks he's so cool and raw when really he isn't. The guy's such a Turd"
Example 3:
Guy - Don't get me wrong, Alaska's (Nick-name) a really cool guy, but sometimes he can just be such a Turd. He definitely has his Turd-moments.
by JohnnyCashHPC4LIFE March 10, 2012
Get the Turds mug.The state of being both a tool and a jerk. Currently, only one individual perfectly embodies the term 'turk' -- Sam.
Man, Sam was being such a turk, I wanted to punch him in the face.
Sam was so turkish that I made fun of his mom.
Sam was a complete turkey yesterday. Everything he did reeked of turk.
Sam was so turkish that I made fun of his mom.
Sam was a complete turkey yesterday. Everything he did reeked of turk.
by The black dude November 19, 2011
Get the Turk mug.gay babies. usually dark brown with creamy white highlights. delivered out of the anal canal (the gay birth canal), commonly dropped into a porcelain bowl filled with water. much like the heterosexual water birth.
last night, after my significant other came in my gay ass, i just knew i would shit out one or more gay babies. what straight people consider turds.
by reverendmo May 29, 2010
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