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Tub Scale

A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.
Common Tub Scale incidents

Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"

Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.

By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.

Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.

Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
by Megaddon January 17, 2010
mugGet the Tub Scalemug.

Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain to get rid of the evidence.
Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day, and all of the sudden I pooped so I pressed the poop into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"
by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020
mugGet the Tub wafflemug.

spunk tubbing

Satisfying oneself whilst in a bath
No, I'm just going spunk tubbing.
by Mawsforce January 4, 2011
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Tub grub

When you sit in dirty bath water and never use soap so there is a ring of dirt around your tub from not washing
I went to mias house and used the bathroom only to see her shower curtain open and her tub to have tub grub
by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020
mugGet the Tub grubmug.

plague tub

You’ll never come back alive if you go on that plague tub!
by Lord Richards April 13, 2020
mugGet the plague tubmug.

Tub Fire

Self contained disaster of no real significant’s. Something that looks horrific and deadly on the surface. In actuality is not as bad as it seems.
Although the car crash looked bad, no one was killed. It turned out too be nothing but a tub fire.
by chucky lavinder April 23, 2022
mugGet the Tub Firemug.

Tub Fire

Self contained disaster of no real significant’s. Something that looks horrific and deadly on the surface. In actuality is not as bad as it seems.
Although the car crash looked bad, no one was killed. It turned out too be nothing but a tub fire.
by chucky lavinder April 23, 2022
mugGet the Tub Firemug.

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