Trump Reflex

When something occurs that puts you in such a state of shock, you're not sure if you should;

1) Laugh at the absurdity of the situation
2) Cry
3) Become so enraged that you feel the need to vomit

4) Preform all 3 at the same time

I can't watch the news anymore, it's just one Trump Reflex after another.

by Heilstrahl February 8, 2017

Trump Tweeted ...

A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.

and in recent news, Trump Tweeted ... (insert bullshit of choice here).

by YAWA March 1, 2019

Donald Trump Jr

The unfortunate son of Donald Trump, whom fathers another unfortunate son named Donald Trump III

He's a regular billionaire, like Donald Trump Jr

by GayCosmonaught October 5, 2016

Trump

The definition of trump is pretty much that if you say "Trump" to something sarcastic,joking or even serious, the person must do whatever they got "trumped" on

Dad: If the Raptors win the playoffs, I'm going to buy a flatscreen TV
Son: Trump!
(now the dad has to buy the flatscreen, if the Raptors win, because he's been "trumped")

by Brad Sharp May 27, 2007

dirty trump

To urinate in someone's hair

My girl wanted me to give her a dirty Trump

by Thetrumpinator June 25, 2016

Trump Whoring

To use bigoted, demeaning, slanderous rhetoric to get attention for your political campaign from the media.
A political form of Attention whoring

Ann Coulter was Trump Whoring when she rushed to defend an political candidate for his racist comment towards a Judge

by Libertatis June 8, 2016

Trump

A word that means absolutely nothing, yet it means everything. The word trump can be substituted for any word, in any tense, and it will always make sense.

That Bon Jovi concert was so emotionally moving..My heart was filled with trumps.
Trump you, Mother Trumper
Im sorry guys, i really trumped up this time.

by Luke the fucking guy Davis January 26, 2011