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mormon trucker

A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.
“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
You’re such a Mormon Trucker
by Jeli October 19, 2020
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femme trucker

Females that dress with denim and a trucker cap, could be referred to as a lot lizard or trailer trash, accompanied by a Tall can of Natural Light and a pack of cheap cigarets. Suggested best to stay away even if desperate.
“Tracy that lot lizard left her denim jacket at the bar again, and that hat makes her look like a femme trucker”
by Bilkson July 30, 2022
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trucker buffet

Trucker Buffet, also known as a "truckstop soup kitchen" refers to organized sexual encounters involving several men engaging in intercourse without the use of protection and most notably with one recipient being penetrated by multiple partners. Trucker Buffets are typically associated with males engaging in homosexual intercourse with little regard to cleanliness or safe sexual practices.
Don't go in the showers, they're still mopping up after the last trucker buffet.
by xtshx September 19, 2022
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Trucker Nuggets

The nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl.

You may be asking yourself, "What are Trucker Nuggets?"

Picture it:

A big, hairy, sweaty truck driver is on the road all day long. He checks into a hotel for the night. He wants to be comfortable and he's by himself, so he strips down naked. He sits in the upholstered chair to eat his greasy dinner. Scratches "himself" a few times and flips through the TV channels with the remote. He then decides it's time for bed. He crawls under the sheets. As he is trying to get comfortable he passes gas a few times (one was a bit overzealous) turns out the lamp and goes to bed. The next morning he checks out. What is left behind? TRUCKER NUGGETS!

Trucker nuggets don't have to be in a hotel or made by a truck driver. The term refers to all those nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl. Some examples...
- A stained & worn waiting room chair upholstered with 1970's orange/yellow polyester woven fabric.
- Going in a thrift store and finding hair all over a shirt you were going to try on.
- Going in a really dirty public bathroom and watching your kids touch everything.

This is by no means meant to be disrespectful to truck drivers. The concept for trucker nuggets began In low budget hotels.
The hotel chair was covered in Trucker Nuggets.
by MrsDixon May 28, 2022
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Trucker

A trucker is a cool person that delivers goods to us.

Some of the best ways to identify 1 is to look for these stereotypes sometimes had trouble walking usually has a burnt left arm usually def in the left ear almost always has a wrecked right shoulder always wears a flat bill mesh backed baseball cap usually smokes cigars and absolutely always wears a trucker headset, hell he probably wears that thing to bed. But over all he’s probably a pretty nice guy so just look for these characteristics and thank a trucker for all he does for you.
A trucker is a cool person
by Wreck it wrelph June 2, 2022
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Trucker's Dozen

When an 18-wheeler driver's wife cheats on him/her in an orgy with eighteen other men.
After accidentally driving through the wall, Larry found his wife in a Trucker's Dozen with the neighborhood watch.
by barkotempo December 21, 2021
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Trucker cocaine

A newly adopted slang term for nicotine pouches as they are Farley potent next to vape or cigarettes and is just pouches that are a very suspicious white color and wake your ass up much like cocaine
Dude 1: yo are you going to be able to stay up for the rest of the drive with just a redbull you've been driving for 10 hours straight and we still got 5 more to go
Dude 2: hell yeah bro I've using that trucker cocaine for the last hour
Dude 1: say no more your set
by Dan the car guy April 13, 2022
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