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by Anonymous September 9, 2003

Brazilian Toejam

The act of cutting off your or your girlfriend's toes and seeing how many of them you can fit in her vagina.

"Hey Carly, since you're about to die anyway, wanna do a Brazilian Toejam?" "Sure, i bet only 8 will fit."

by marth vader2 January 13, 2010

Tejas

A fat, lazy girl who has no friends. You will often find Tejas's online trying to flaunt the coolness it does not have. The natural habitat of a Tejas should be the loo because it is a piece of shit. Synonyms include crappo, piece of shit,god damn son of a bitch, Tehas, Toy Horsey, Texas Toast, Gayjas, Contagious Gayjas, and many more.

"Bruh, stop being such a Tejas!"

by Salamalala June 8, 2016

treachery

the act of undermining a woman's abilities as an effective and humorous event promoter.

Eunice hired a dirigible to advertise her tupperware party, only to have her husband dismiss her efforts in a blatant act of treachery by saying "my evite was better."

by NathanielSnerpus October 29, 2009

Toejam Cocktail

This was a drink I created while trying to find a way to cure a really bad headache and give me a little boost of energy in the mix. Note when I created it I had limited options but it turned out that the combination of the two items I used just fix the taste so well. Toejam Cocktail consists of: 1 8.3oz can of Sobe Adrenaline Rush and 2 white packets of BC powder(2 comes in one regular pack) (Like I Said Limited Choices)Pour both packets in the can and let it sit for a few seconds then drink up. This combination works great for a quick headache relief with a little added pep to get through the rest of your day. But the reason I gave it this unique name is because both products have the distinct taste of someones foot. Due to the fact the name had to be used in full force which is why I'm posting it here so I can spread the word.

Enjoy your Toejam Cocktail Mr.Bond.

by Anthony Kourmoulakis April 18, 2008

treacle

Pronounced 'tray-a-kul' - a person who hails from the Mid Wales town of Welshpool. Apparently there used to be (and still may be) a treacle factory there.

At least I'm not an in-bred like you, you treacle c**t!

by european_bob September 23, 2005

Tejaro

A super rural mexican from a small dirt town. Usually sporting a greasy, jerry curl mullet.

You: Hey look, its Kenny G!
Me: No, actually its a light skinned tejaro, look at his mullet.

by rai.exe June 19, 2010