Tophu

Nickname for Christopher or Chris, pretty much the coolest nickname

Tophu Pwns a lot of No0bs

by Jakedge May 15, 2007

Tally Torpedo

This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth.

I was giving Tally a rimmer yesterday and she Tally Torpedoed me again.

by blackout September 5, 2004

Torpedo

The Fatest J you've ever seen.

That Torpedo fucked us up.

by DJ FOURWAY June 12, 2006

renegade torpedo

When your cock pokes out from the folds of your underwear or boxers.

Slapping the bitch in the face with my cock was no problem because I already had a renegade torpedo.

by Phil M June 15, 2004

tomball tophat

Yet another name for a mullet. Refering the the hairstyle of the rednecks that live in the town just northwest of Houston, TX.

Check out the Tomball Tophat on Billy Ray Cyrus

by M.P.B March 19, 2008

Futon Torpedo

massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon

He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..

by sneederbee November 29, 2011

torpability

torpability, ability to get torpedoed to bits

That pelican had low torpability

by Jools_2 August 10, 2009