1. Noun. A hairstyle popular in the early 1990s, sported by former Amiga Power journalists until present day. A haircut where the hair is shaved unpleasantly at the sides and combed straight up to form a "flat-top", a perfectly level snooker table smooth top sported above a pinch-face.
2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.
2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.
That inexplicably angry rant you are indulging in is particularly flat-topped, sir. And questioning my ability to 'understand simple English' is only compressing the flat-top'.
by flat toppo December 3, 2010
Get the flat-topped mug.This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.
James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?
Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...
James: Great idea! toppy!
Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...
James: Great idea! toppy!
by jimmy2233 June 2, 2008
Get the housewarming party up topper mug.A topper, derived from the word top (tongue on penis), is a girl who is known for administering oral sex.
by DJ D-Ret October 23, 2006
Get the topper mug.The point at which one has consumed too much beer to continue drinking more, as one is at this point too full. It is at this point that whiskey becomes necessary to continue drinking. A handy term, because this concept can be difficult to explain coherently when one is in this situation. Can be a noun or a verb.
by Dan O June 12, 2006
Get the Tobeersky mug.A cross between a potato and a tomato. Either genetically/selectively bread cross, or just mixing the two together.
by Ben Wilkins May 3, 2007
Get the topego mug.Topher Joe is short for Christopher Joseph.
The sweetest, sexiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. Time spent with a Topher Joe is never wasted and never forgotten; he is never enough. The most sweet and sensitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beautiful inside and out. A true Topher Joe will have amazing chameleon green eyes.
The sweetest, sexiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. Time spent with a Topher Joe is never wasted and never forgotten; he is never enough. The most sweet and sensitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beautiful inside and out. A true Topher Joe will have amazing chameleon green eyes.
by Cherry Lynn December 9, 2012
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