Toose

In 2011, Toose Industries becomes the ultimate trendsetter in the merkin market. Opening up his first store in Ferndale, MI, and then Fresno, CA, popular styles include the Gary Coleman Crotch-fro and the Squiggy.

Have you seen Toose lately?

No, but I did hear him call into QVC to order a Snuggy.

by 2012Visitor February 5, 2009

toss salad

to lick out an asshole

hey buddy, you wanna toss my salad after we finish watching the antique roadshow?

by fartsniffer May 25, 2002

Toots McGoots

A name for the person in the room who's stinkin' it up!

Dang man, why you gotta be a Toots McGoots tonight, now it stinks in here!

by Alli0303 May 17, 2006

soft toss

A baseball hitting drill where the batter hits balls into the backstop to hone his skills. But in this case, slang for any degree of sexual activity.

As in...

Q: Where's Dan?
A: He and Beth are upstairs playing a little soft toss.

by Foreman February 15, 2006

toons

The word, which if uttered, will cause a cruise ship to pass by.

Toons! Games! Characters? Downloads! Store! E-mail!

by dj gs68 July 8, 2003

Cincinnati Monkey Toss

Entering an establishment (such as cafe, restaurant, bar, etc.) and being asked to leave for no apparent reason other than the staff being a bunch of bitches, one politely nods in agreement while slowly burying their hand down their pants, shitting in their palm, then violently throwing it against the wall as they exit.

My girl and I had a date at this ritzy French restaurant but I guess they didn't like what we wore because they told us we weren't allowed in. I was mad, but while we were leaving I gave them a steaming Cincinnati Monkey Toss and we found a much better Italian place across the street.

by Christian Cancer September 28, 2008

Tools

An egotistic, self obsorbed, individual that feeds off of his friend's misery to make himself feel better. Basically a douche bag. (June 10 2009) 2:11 am

This fag Tools next to me thanks hes God's gift to women

by Metro Josh June 11, 2009