walrus pelt

When you put on a winter jacket and you think you look fly AF but you really just look like Jabba the Hutt wearing the pelt of the Yeti.

I bought a new North Face jacket thinking I would look sexy as hell but in reality the hot poontang said it looked like I was wearing a walrus pelt. :'(

by The Prince of Darkness February 27, 2017

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Chilean Walrus

Barebacking a girl while biting her and repeatedly thunderclapping her ears. Bonus points awarded for a Wilfred Brimley mustache.

Dolores is so freaky she let me give her a Chilean Walrus right before dinner.

Anal Bareback Chilean culture diabeetus

by ProbablyNickBartley July 26, 2016

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Walrus Heading

When you have to shit so bad, that a chunk of a turd is hanging out of your ass.

I'm fucking walrus heading right now. Dude, where is your bathroom?!

by Aunostah Nichol-Black January 28, 2017

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Walrus-bomb (v.): 1) Sex with someone with a BMI of over 40, most commonly on the springboard at the YMCA pool. 2) Influx of disturbing, yet oddly sensual photographs on a social media site. 3) When the influx of number 2 causes number 1.

I totally walrus-bombed that chick in the handicapped bathroom at Chilis.

I just watched Happy Feet, and I feel all horny and I need to walrus-bomb.

by Curshmanspiral November 5, 2012

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Snotty Walrus

Whilst receiving a blowjob you surprise the giver with a giant cumshot while pushing her head down hard so she can’t pull back. As you cum down her throat she will inevitably gag and the only airway for escape is the nose.

All of your baby batter will exit out the nose hanging from the nostrils, making her look like a walrus made of snot. White hot jizz snot.

Hey man, I totally made a mess in there with that chick. I gave her a snotty walrus

by Paddywhack- November 23, 2021

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