shrimp eye

a fat nasty biker who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips and wears his shades on his fat bald forehead, but who, in reality, is so grotesquely overweight that he can't even open his eyes all the way.

Stripper 1 "Why the hell are you going out with that nasty shrimp eye?"

Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snap!)"

by stripper 1 August 02, 2006

Shrimp Pussy

When the female labia dangles below the vaginal walls. People who stretch their labias have shrimp pussies.

Did you see that Delta Zeta in the gold dress? She has some shrimp pussy!
No way, bro! That's so gross!

by Bonita Appelbaum December 19, 2011

shrimp nuts

A weak, stupid male. A moron. Someone so dumb and lacking in strength that one would have to assume they had tiny little testicles if any at all.

"Hey, shrimp nuts, can't you lift that by yourself?"

by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 08, 2015

Shrimp Toe

The toe adjacent to your pinky toe which is always curled up and resembling the crescent shape of a frozen shrimp.

Dude...you got a piece of seafood stuck to your foot, bro...oh wait..nevermind...it's your shrimp toe.

by Screw Liberals April 16, 2018

Salty Shrimp

A person who trys to do thier best

And look at the bright side

But ends up being pissed off With life

(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me

I am a salty shrimp

by Salty Shrimp April 09, 2016

Tossing The Shrimp

When a male puts his schlong in a womens ass then removes it politely asks another woman to suck the shit off of it.

I heard Molly was tossing the shrimp with Gary and Jayce.

by DickDynasty April 10, 2018

Shrimp on the Barbie

When a midget "dates" a tall skinny blonde, and cums on her.

Jimmy brought a blonde home from the bar last night, and he threw some shrimp on the Barbie.

by Anomalies in life July 21, 2022