When the chick you're seeing on the side leaves her underwear in the covers, creating a potential hazard.
by The Commodore August 27, 2008
When somebody is sitting on a bed talking nonstop, so you whip out your cock and jam it down there throat, breaking the bed in the process.
by Xcfirecraft September 26, 2018
by AcinonyxJubatus October 26, 2011
"Let's make a christmas bed and watch movies tonight"
"I enjoy watching my favorite shows from a christmas bed"
"I enjoy watching my favorite shows from a christmas bed"
by Noodle32 January 03, 2017
Jason grabbed his cock and fucked the bed and thought about boys at school and imagining them fucking each other up the ass. He cumed so much that he felt dehydrated. He finished Bed Fucking
by Gaycumboy09 February 21, 2018
The number of people you've had sex with. It doesn't necessarily have to be in a bed. One's bed count can be reduced by adjusting for Fractional Sex experiences. Bed count is similar to Head Count, the number of times you've performed oral sex.
Claire: "I so wanna fuck that Kyle guy, but I'm already up to four guys. Five's too high for a bed count."
Janine: "Yeah, but if you only count the ones who really mattered, I'm sure you'd be down around 2 or 3, you know, fractional sex. You've had some shitty luck with the guys you've done."
Clarie: "You're right. I'm gonna go for it!"
Janine: "Yeah, but if you only count the ones who really mattered, I'm sure you'd be down around 2 or 3, you know, fractional sex. You've had some shitty luck with the guys you've done."
Clarie: "You're right. I'm gonna go for it!"
by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author February 19, 2007
the damp, disgusting wetness one feels upon waking up in a bed that they have just moistened with their own sweat, not urine. nightmares and fevers are frequent causes.
"man, i totally sweat the bed last night"
"that's gross. your always sweating the bed"
"what? i changed the sheets"
"that's gross. your always sweating the bed"
"what? i changed the sheets"
by Jessica O'Neil January 27, 2008