Suicide walrus

A suicide walrus is where you put 2 pencils up your nose (looking like a walrus ) and you slam your head onto the table . This is usually referred to in a school or work situation. It is used as a joke when your have something difficult you have to do or something you don't want to do .

Guy 1 "I have 2 tests tomorrow "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "

by Bean_b_b June 28, 2022

makeout walrus

A huge makeout whore. Someone who likes to play tonsil hockey at the clerb

Did you see Lauren macking on that frat boy with the jew fro? What a makeout walrus!

by Tito lover March 10, 2014

porpoising walrus

A suspiciously inept simile (or metaphor)

The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus." -- Charlie LeDuff, Detroit News, 28 January 2009

Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."

Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!

by jedyca January 29, 2009

walrus pelt

When you put on a winter jacket and you think you look fly AF but you really just look like Jabba the Hutt wearing the pelt of the Yeti.

I bought a new North Face jacket thinking I would look sexy as hell but in reality the hot poontang said it looked like I was wearing a walrus pelt. :'(

by The Prince of Darkness February 27, 2017

Walrus-bomb

Walrus-bomb (v.): 1) Sex with someone with a BMI of over 40, most commonly on the springboard at the YMCA pool. 2) Influx of disturbing, yet oddly sensual photographs on a social media site. 3) When the influx of number 2 causes number 1.

I totally walrus-bombed that chick in the handicapped bathroom at Chilis.

I just watched Happy Feet, and I feel all horny and I need to walrus-bomb.

by Curshmanspiral November 5, 2012

walrus panties

A slang term for a female with crabs and a fish pussy.

“Hit it raw daddy!”

“Hell nah bitch, you got walrus panties!”

by BigDaddiesCane December 11, 2017

icy walrus

The Fashion in which a male cums in a girls mouth and slightly hits her in the throat to make the cum come out of her nose thus looking like an icy walrus.

I gave that girl an icy walrus last night

by LongDrod8852 March 6, 2016