Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.

Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 28, 2021

Paddy Murphy

Fat Irish guy who supports Liverpool and simps for Astrid Wett on Twitter.

Who is he? It’s Paddy Murphy that fat cunt

by AstridWettIsMid January 28, 2022

Paddy Kerr’d

Royal naval slag for getting paralytic drunk

Let’s get paddy kerr’d tonight

by Nugget678 October 11, 2021

Lar and paddy

Two retard inbred wank stains that like to peg each other and butt fuck each other paddy loves cum and lar loves cumming deep inside paddy paddy lives in a scrap yard and lar lives up paddys arse paddy's shaves his arse hair and puts it on bread while lar just likes his with a bit of salt they both love cock and ball torture but paddy's loves to out pens up his arse

Did you see lar and paddy riding last night I hear paddy moan from bansha!

by Tang spec hai September 26, 2021

Stat Paddying

To get wins in Warzone in bronze lobbies.

Baz: Fancy some stat paddying?
Jezza: Please don't hurt me

by StayingOffLemons August 6, 2021

Stat Paddying

To get Warzone wins in bronze lobbies. Extra points for announcing "dub"

Baz: Fancy some stat paddying?
Jezza: Please don't hurt me

by StayingOffLemons August 6, 2021

Paddy's Shadow

When the Irish pub closes and you're drunk, broke and following an Irish backpacker back to the hostel in the hope of free booze and getting laid with them, or their fellow travellers

They kicked us out of the Irish pub so I thought I'd try my luck and follow in Paddy's shadow

by ^^!$#@ February 19, 2022