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Tide pod

The forbidden fruit
It is a delicious snack and can be safely eaten
by Dnak Mmees May 29, 2018
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Tide Pods

Hey, man. Let's post a frav YT vid about eating Tide Pods!
by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit February 1, 2018
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tide commercial

Something that is dead and should never be used

Gay
Jackson Harris is such a tide commercial.
by yAbOiBrOnCoS@609 May 5, 2018
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Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016
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Tide

Beautiful person always helps frienda but dont mess with them because they will make earth hell for you
Dang tide you surprise me every time
by Kckisontheway November 6, 2018
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Tide pod

People actually eat them. People ACTUALLY eat them. This generation is sick and take memes way too far.
Hey jimmy you want to go to a party and eat tide pods?”
by Get a # life August 11, 2019
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Crimson Tide Wing Man

Crimson Tide Wing Man

1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.

2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.
Crimson Tide Wing Man

This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.
by Dole Monkey Spanker July 17, 2022
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