tiddywinkles

A fun game for small boys to play when bored doing a pee, the gruelling challenge requires pin-point accuracy and precision. Persistance and Patience are also paramount if one is to succeed and become the ultimate tiddywinkles champion!

Dave: YO mummas fat
John: No YO mummas fat
Dave: Right lets settle this over a tiddywinkes!
John: Wooaahhh, only if you think you can handle it!

by rachel September 7, 2004

Taco Bell Tidal Wave

After taking your lady friend out for some fine cuisine at a local taco bell - for the best results beef burritos work the best. she sits on your face and releases a fart - the shockwaves from the fart travels along your tongue causing a vibrating sensation against her vagine.

"Dude did you hear about Cubbie?"

"No Man what happened?"

"He took Misty out for some Mexican food last night - she rode the Taco Bell Tidal wave for a half an hour before he got sick!"

"What a fuckface!"

by Senor Stink Plumber March 11, 2011

Tidy Talk

Tidy talk, is the failing of trying dirty talk

Adam tried to talk dirty, but it just end up tidy talking.

by Fridayyyyy April 22, 2009

Tidal Wave

A tidal wave is the fat roll that goes up the back of a woman during sexuall intercourse from behind, on some occasions it may hit them on the back of the head this is know as the ultimate tidal wave.

i was giving it to mandy dogy style last night n she hade a tidal wave it nearly went ultimate.

by richard1000 June 4, 2007

Tidy Up

Somebody holding a deck of cards will offer to play "Tidy Up" and the gullible unsuspecting victim, thinking that this is a card game, will take up the offer. Then the person with the cards will throw the cards all over the floor and then order the victim to "tidy up". The game can also similarly be titled "Clean up", "Janitor", "Cleaner", or "Vaccuum".

Ross: "Wanna play Tidy Up?"
Deb: "How d'you play that?"
Ross: "I'll show you"
Deb: "Okay"
Ross throws the cards in his hand over the floor
Ross: "Tidy Up!"

by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

today years old

A fancy way of saying that you just did or learned something for the first time today.

I was today years old when I found out that it's called duck tape and not duct tape.

He finally lost his virginity when he was today years old.

by BornBlitzed September 7, 2018

tidal wave

A feeling of intense hunger that rushes over you like all of Ethiopia condensed into a massive tidal wave.

Dude, I just got tidal waved, want to go to Wendy's?

by Debaser II December 28, 2005