Taint Holders

A very strange way of saying underwear.

STOP IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT I MIGHT CREAM MY TAINT HOLDERS!!!

by TendoTheLich July 17, 2018

taint burn

The firey sensation upon standing up and realizing that your jeans have ignited a small fire beneath your balls.

"Dude, could you get me some chips?"
"Sure man!" (stands up)

AAAAAAAH TAINT BURN!!!!! >:(

by jeff66888888888 January 11, 2011

Stanky taint

1. When a woman's vagina is sticky and stinky at the same time, usually belonging to a whore.

2. Can also be a whores vagina in general that is being sought after.

1. While caressing her sticky vagina I was overwhelmed by the smell and proclaimed, "That girl has a stanky taint."

2. Give me that stanky taint, oh that stanky taint!

by Blisssss April 7, 2009

Taint Destroyer

A person who enjoys obliterating others taints. One who lives for the meat highway between asshole and the balls. Not afraid to get dirty and get some scat between their teeth. Always ready to feast.

Damn Dave is such a taint destroyer. No wonder he always has hairs stuck in his teeth and shit on his nose

by Taint blaster August 12, 2014

Taint Buffing

Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA

I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing

by Maxie Gee November 6, 2010

Taint Knife

Taint Knife: A knife that is small in stature, so as to be used to stab taint. Best used in defensive situations when fighting for ones life.

"Dude, Bill's girlfriend stabbed him in the taint with her Benchmade 756 taint knife"

"I carry a taint knife for the sole fact that it's degrading as hell to bleed out from your taint"

by Stinky Polak Taint June 29, 2018

Taint

The very very sensitive area between your ball sack and your anus. Also known as your gooch.

"Aw, dude. That chick just kicked Jerome in the taint!"

by xDark_Alleyx01 September 18, 2016