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Fudge-Tail

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.
Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.
by Boohaha September 11, 2012
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unicorn tail

1: omg i love ur unicorn tail!

2: ok then
by BoxToTheLeft October 10, 2013
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sea tail

a term coined to describe getting ass while aboard, chicks ahoy!. This term should not be limited to chicks ahoy! and can be applied to other sea craft as well.
person 1: "hey man last night I went for a night cruise on chicks ahoy! with Mary and got some sea tail."
person 2: "no way, thats great I never thought she would go for that."
by seeriousowashington February 18, 2009
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Toilet Tail

When you wipe your butt with fragile toilet paper and it tears, leaving a long piece of toilet paper streaming out of your butt.
I bought this new toilet paper and I get toilet tail from it every time I go number 2.
by supertaco2000 August 2, 2015
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Hand tails

The MOST painful little flaps of skin that appear at the sides of your finger nails, with no reason or purpose!
aka Finger Flakes
'Ouch, My Hand Tails really hurt'
by Sity January 1, 2008
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Chick with a tail

A guy masquerading as a girl on the internet or a game for attention or benefits. This was derived from the real life equivalent of a guy pushing his manhood in-between his legs so as to look like a woman from the front. The tail in this example is of course the penis.
Bro, quit giving all your gold to that chick with a tail you fucking idiot!
by Gibraltar March 14, 2015
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a mermaid tail

a mermaid tail is a tail of a mermaid, though some people (typically texans) refer to themselves as a mermaid tail or having possession of a mermaid tail. those with a mermaid tail, seem to be slightly or overly phsychotic.
me: did you here about that girl that found out her boyfriend was cheating on her but didn't care?

you: omfg... YES! that girl is such a mermaid tail!
by someone who seems crazy August 20, 2016
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