by Ali-A intro March 11, 2022
Get the Snail Hail mug.The act of taking a butter knife and shoving it up a woman’s pussy and scrap around for some vaginal secretion (the white clumpy shit in a pussy) and then using the secretion on a PB and J instead of jelly
Man I love when my wife makes me a snail sandwich for work! It’s delicious and has one hell of an aroma.
by Bigoleballsack September 23, 2022
Get the Snail sandwich mug.A term commonly used amongst users of powdered chemical compounds used to get off your face.
A slug is an overpacked line - resembling a slug and a snail is an overpacked bomb - a slug in a shell.
A slug is an overpacked line - resembling a slug and a snail is an overpacked bomb - a slug in a shell.
by CARLITO_EL_GRANDE January 20, 2015
Get the Slug / Snail mug.A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.
Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'
Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'
Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'
Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'
Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'
by schtulberg May 6, 2014
Get the Snail Eye mug.Snail Man is a cryptozoological creature discovered/popularized by Singer/Songwriter Gezebelle Gaburgably. Snail Man is about six feet tall and is usually in some sort of bright neon color. He is often seen not wearing clothes but occasionally he puts some on. Snail Man prefers a lifestyle of isolation and doesn’t like people. Snail Man mainly eats shrubs and herbs, and is know for his life of crime. Committing terrible acts such as bombing a casino and committing a mass shooting at a local Home Depot.
by ImaBigNerd September 8, 2023
Get the Snail Man mug.A guy that can not get it in and is slow at everything he does. Except for getting off. He will barely touch your pussy with his dick and he cums right after he barely touches your pussy.
I can not believe he is a snail trap. He didnt even get it in and he came on my leg. Just like that. Really?
by Harleequeen23 April 25, 2019
Get the Snail Trap mug.When you’re getting finished off and you end up finishing off with cum all up your chest like a snail trail
by Superhobo13 February 10, 2020
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