milf shirt

A shirt usually seen in porn worn by a milf they usually have a hole in it near the breast and are a bit mad

Greta “ayo that’s a mad milf shirt”
Frank “that shit mad fr”

by Finstar March 13, 2022

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asshole shirt

A man's dress shirt that has a color or pattern, except on the collar and cuffs, which are white. Asshole shirts are frequently set off with gold cufflinks or a tie clip. So called because the great majority of men who wear them are assholes.

I don't trust that politician/commentator/etc. because he often wears an asshole shirt on camera.
Look out! The boss is wearing an asshole shirt today.

by Trenko May 10, 2017

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dessert shirt

A flowy blouse worn when planning on consuming dessert or more than one course to maintain looking thin throughout the meal.

OMG a 7 course meal, I cannot wear this tight dress; definitely requires my dessert shirt.

by kari1981 January 5, 2011

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shirt-plate

A napkin you wear.

I was so hungry and was so tired, I used my shirt as a plate.
Shirt-plate means no dishes, just laundry!

by Hefernin November 29, 2009

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Boyfriend Shirt

A boyfriend shirt is historically an oxford style shirt taken from a man’s closet by his girlfriend without his permission and worn around his apartment or house, generally with nothing on underneath. This usually occurs the morning after they spent the night together.

I looked into my boyfriend’s closet and found a shirt to wear that became my boyfriend shirt.

by Leap Cruncher October 7, 2021

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