Three phase plan

A plan to phase out enemies or people that bother you in three phases.

The three phase plan sounds good, but scientists, government officials, and the healthcare workers that like hearing how heroic they are seem to be the ones who actually think it's a good plan. Nobody is telling dentists, pharmacists, chiropractors, proctologists, gynecologists, or pediatricians they're heroes or saviors, since at a certain point it would all start to sound silly.

by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020

Phase 2.5

A way to extend a phase 2 for another month without pissing people off.

What did you think would happen? And if phase 2 does end in a month, you'll have a month before elections which would make a bullshit governor look good, then the fall comes, and if infections rise, anybody who just got a job is out of work all over again. Calling something phase 2.5 makes it sound like you're doing people a favor.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020

Phase 2.5

A way to extend a phase 2 for another month without pissing people off (without allowing them to get pissed off).

What did you think would happen? And if phase 2 does end in a month, you'll have a month before elections which would make a bullshit governor look good, then the fall comes, and if infections rise, anybody who just got a job is out of work all over again. Calling something phase 2.5 makes it sound like you're doing people a favor.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020

tomboy phase

The phase where you cut your hair short, wear blue and green t-shirts, and have mostly male friends. Usually occurs in primary school. Often looked back on with distaste.

Jamie: OMG, did you see what Clara was wearing?
Kim: She must be going through the tomboy phase.

by a lemon🍋 November 12, 2022

Slut Phase

A phase in which girls start talking to men more. This normally filters out sluts from other women.

She’s just going through her “slut phase”

by Dhdhsidndh May 5, 2022

Jojo Siwa Phase

The Jojo Siwa Phase is when a little girl (usually the age of 5 to 7) decides to be a dumbass and act like jojo siwa.

Katie: My little sister is going through the Jojo Siwa Phase.

Marley: So?

Katie: She thinks she is jojo and gets the same clothes as her and sings like a pisshead.

Marley: wtf

Also Aiden, Fuck you too.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 2, 2022

pinya phase

A phase where you're inlove with someone but is so scared to lose that person, so you block the person that you love to avoid more heartbreak.

(from a friend who goes by mal on the internet)

"Im back on my pinya phase..."

by kkarlexf October 5, 2022