Water lover

Someone that never dries off after taking a shower or washing their hands.
Often used by hydrophobic people.

Person A: Hey, you didn't dry your hands!
Person B: Idc.
Person A: You're a water lover!
Person B: No one cares.

by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018

Bird lover

A person who will be your everything and one day betray you for the goverment

Tammy is such a bird lover, she turned over grandpa

by The spanish meme guy July 2, 2020

ginger lover

One who is attracted to the redheads.

The Doctor is totally a ginger lover he can't get enough of Amy Pond.

by CW Muggleton June 16, 2014

sasquatch lover

v. guys who sleeps with grotesquely large, hairy women and tries to justify it as ok

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is a freakin ogre... looks like a moldly, overstuffed sausage in that tanktop with that hairy spare tire, you're such a sasquatch lover!

by unhelpful1 July 5, 2010

Brown lover

When have the urge to shit in the middle of sex so you go and take your crap but you got freaky and grab a handle full of poo out of the toilet and you rub it on your chest and go back and finish the deed

I love Charlie he’s my brown lover! But last night it was a little ridiculous we got taco bell and we were both covered in shit!

by Mr.Morrill February 27, 2022

butthole lover

Someone who loves buttholes

And is sexually attracted to them

My girlfriend is a butthole lover

by Ivan7oh7 March 13, 2018

Butter Lover

Someone who eats a shit ton of butter.

My mother used to be quite the butter lover. And then she died.

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016