A giant pickup truck or SUV that’s so tall and heavy that most impacts, especially those involving children, will result in fatality. On a normal car, if it hits you, you can usually roll onto the hood and off the side because the top of the hood is 2 feet off the ground. A kiddie squisher is typically 5 feet off the ground, so that’s not an option, so your only option is to go forward and onto the ground, which is much more dangerous.
On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
Anyone who drives a kiddie squisher like a Ford F-150 or a Chevy Silverado is clearly compensating for something.
by Shepherd Guy September 2, 2022
Get the Kiddie Squishermug. by wassssupbaby July 11, 2021
Get the Kiddiesmug. n. (Hacker Lingo) A threat actor who relies on LLMs or LLM agents to conduct their hacking and refuses to bother to learn how any of it works. The prompt kiddie is a contemptible, lower skilled version of the "script kiddie" and similarly flies in the face of all that the hacker subculture stands for - the pursuit of knowledge, respect for skills, and motivation to self-teach are just three of the hacker ideals that the prompt kiddie ignores. While anyone can be a prompt kiddie, generally they are teenagers who want the power of the hacker without the discipline or training involved. Obviously anyone who follows this route aspires to be a blackhat, but most refuse to even dignify them with this term; "blackhat" generally implies having skills of your own.
by NeberMind April 23, 2024
Get the prompt kiddiemug. - How was your Valentine's Day?
- Well ... There was a tantrum, popcorn and a bear movie. I realized that s/he is an Hello Kiddy Person.
- Well ... There was a tantrum, popcorn and a bear movie. I realized that s/he is an Hello Kiddy Person.
by Juanki St. Jacob February 15, 2018
Get the Hello Kiddy Personmug. by Mandogy July 3, 2017
Get the Script Kiddiemug. Mr Mayor: (in hushed tones) I need you to test the equipment in the kiddy park tonight.
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020
Get the Kiddy parkmug. A player of a board or card game that acts immaturely. E.G. Tries to take back moves, Rubs winning in, Berates themselves or others for losing.
Kiddie-pool player: FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT. WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD?!?
Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.
Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.
Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.
Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.
by Shiftymruzik July 15, 2010
Get the Kiddie-pool playermug.