horn faptic

The state of being single and horny to the Nth degree, where the only way not to fap is to restrain yourself.

Person 1 during No Nut November: HELP!! BRING HANDCUFFS! I do be gettin HORN FAPTIC!

Person 2: Be right over!

by Tf2_Kid November 8, 2022

guinnea horn

When the clit of a vagina hangs down.

Cheyenne has a guinnea horn.

by Big'en July 7, 2017

vagina horn

The little piece of skin that's left hanging over your vagina hole after a episiotomy.

Please don't get my vagina horn stuck between your teeth.

by omg bitch May 17, 2017

Water Horns

Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.

I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.

That curry left me with the water horns.

I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.

by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

Wazel horns

What one calls their friend in an annoying way repeatedly whilst intoxicated.

Dude! Shut the fuck up! Your shitfaced...WAZEL HORRNNNS!!! WAZEL HORNS!!!!!

by Waselhorns1980 May 24, 2023

Clown Horn

When you fart loud and high pitched.

“Damn! That fart was like a clown Horn!!”

by Sharks Tooth August 20, 2020

Alex Horne

A comedian and leader of a band. Also known as Little Alex Horne. Also, he wants a see-through toaster.

Alex Horne is jealous of Greg Davies’ see-through toaster, as he wants his own.

by harambe’s financial advisor June 25, 2020