mystery fluids

fluid that is unknown or unrecognizable, may be concerning towards one who discovers such a fluid.

dude, i just found some mystery fluids coming out of my hole.
thats concerning.

by iwantayoshie July 9, 2011

Getting fluid in my band

Restricting your diet, a reference to lap-band surgery

I've been eating way too much all weekend, I'm getting fluid in my band this week for sure.

by seagull88 September 28, 2011

Fluid

You are trying to find out what fluid is even though you know what it is. You curious monkey.

"I love drinking this juice, such good fluid."

by Iamashark January 14, 2023

furry-fluid

a person who is a furry and not a furry simaltanisonly as in today they're a furry tomorrow they aren't a furry

"dave's furry-fluid"

by ShadowMint February 8, 2023

Accuracy Fluid

Alcohol used to focus the mind and body for target sports

My darts were all over the place until I got a couple pints of accuracy fluid in me.

by C.H. Ninnymuggins February 9, 2023

Wallet Fluid

A person or business that goes back and forth on ripping other people off.

That Vet is very Wallet Fluid becuase they always change their prices on pet care.

by jondich February 10, 2023

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023