Desk hemorrhoid

Piles of stuff accumulating on your desk.

"Rachel's got desk hemorrhoid's"

by Rachelisawesome January 8, 2010

Desk boy

Someone who post pictures of his desk (often referred to as his "Battle station") every day.

Person A: Jake just posted 5 new pics of his new widescreen monitor again.
Person B: A I guess he's a desk boy.

by loteoo November 11, 2020

desk lint

That weird grey stuff you got all over your hands and arms in elementary school.

"I'm not sitting there, look at all that DESK LINT"

by therealJakeLemon July 7, 2016

DESK-TROLLIN

Desk-trollin (v) when sitting at your desk, your Significant Other gets on her knees under your desk and starts to suck you off.

Dude last night I was playing call of duty on my computer and my girlfriend got under my desk and started Desk-Trollin me. Its my new favorite

by AustinDee March 27, 2022

Service desk

The elite and most highly respected tier of K-Mart shops. Can be transferred in context, meaning the best possible outcome of a situation.

Shit man, I love you, you are so service desk.

by Eric from Kmart October 12, 2019

desk dweller

That one coworker who spends more time under the bosses desk than they do anywhere else. This individual will complain about everyone being cry babies but will be the first one to cry to management or the union hall with any disagreement.

Well there goes Brian again for his morning fill up. Hes such a desk dweller

by Bigsexy5 March 4, 2023

Clear desks

Have sexual intercourse with a co-worker.

I want to clear desks with Todd after the boss leaves.

by ComradeDoge August 19, 2020