Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

Tide Pods

Nutritious food found in supermarkets.

Marcus: Damn those are some good ass Tide Pods.

by OmaeWaMouShindeiruNoniSenpai January 18, 2018

Tide pods

tide pods means for natural selection. Example brian is a dumbass so he ate a tide pod causing natural selection to kill him making the world a better place.

Michel ate some tidepods so he died. Tide pods delicious and non nutricious

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

Tide Pods

Edible sources of idiocy.

Hey, man. Let's post a frav YT vid about eating Tide Pods!

by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit February 1, 2018

Tide pod

Something you don't wanna eat...

P1: Hey, u wanna get a snack?
P2: yea like what?
P1: Tide pods!
P2: actually, I think I'll pass...

by Idk Wat I done February 5, 2018

tide ad

tide ad is everything
life is a tide ad
you are a tide ad
bow down to the mighty tide ad

It's a tide ad

by sexbastianstan May 4, 2018

Tide Pod

Food, or spice used to enhance flavor in foods.

Tide pod's clean out your insides.

by Someaonetouchamyspaget February 5, 2018