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bed thread

Posting a thread from a horizontal position preferably in a bed between the hours of 11 pm and 7 am.
Can’t believe she posted that…must’ve been a bed thread.
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Threads

Person 1: threads is better than twitter

Person 2: ikr
by matrixity July 16, 2023
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Threads

Mark Zuckerberg’s attempt at creating an imitation Twitter
Mark Zuckerberg: Hey, did you sign up for Threads yet?
Mark Zuckerberg’s wife: No! Why would I already have a Twitter account and it’s the exact same thing
by SausageTunnel July 6, 2023
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Angry ass threads

A dope ass clothing brand created by a dope ass dude in portsmouth nh.
Dude I need to get myself an angry ass threads tshirt
by Harry pairatestes January 24, 2015
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Thread Killer

A “thread killer” is a member of a group text who sends a comment so wheels off that the other members cease conversation.
Rage replied to a text thread with:

“My b-hole is hairy...I don't shave it, so when explosive shit comes at 120 mph, it's like a Brazilian wax

Rage is a thread killer
by Ffbking February 3, 2022
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thread ender

A person so witty, funny and sarcastic that they can end a facebook thread with a few keystrokes because the person who posted, those who have previously commented and anyone else who views the thread knows that they cannot say anything that will be funnier, wittier or more sarcastic than that said by the thread ender. And to do so would surely be comedy suicide as the thread ender would then come back with an even funnier, wittier and more sarcastic reply.
POSTER - Posts a meme of UK Prime Minster David Cameron sitting on a couch with open body language (legs open, right arm touching face and left arm stretched over couch top) with the punchline 'Feeling horny? Me too'

poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'

like . comment . unfollow post . share

10 people like this

REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?

REPLYER 2 - That

REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.

REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*

REPLYER 4 - Eewww.

REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.

THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'

EVERYONE ELSE - silence......
by macdaddie79 August 31, 2013
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Threading the Button

The act of cumming inside a belly button, and optionally allowing it to drip out and down to the vagina.
"Babe, let's try threading the button tonight."
by YungScooby December 18, 2016
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