Secure Husband

A Husband That Deletes His History 10 - 20 Times a Day.

Secure Husband : dude , i delete my history so much!!
Friend : Nah , you're just a secure husband bro.

by TottalyrealFacts May 23, 2018

Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.

Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.

by delta1135 August 12, 2011

Security Forces Leadership

The reason ACAB is a thing. Security Forces Leadership is known far and wide in The United States Air Force for being the worst type of people to deal with. Often abusing subordinates and their spouses alike. Always envoke article 31 anytime you speak with them

Person A: "That person stabbed me in the back. "
Person B: " Yeah, that's Security Forces Leadership"

by Disgruntled VCO December 9, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

pull security

maintaining a sector of responsibility for any potential threat that could fuck you up.

Hey dipshit, stop standing around and pull security!

by geweyn August 17, 2023

select security promotion

Select security promotion. This is when you leave an employee due to working conditions, poor treatment, etc and get re-hired down the road as a manager.

A: dude. I finally left that slave farm shithole. I couldn’t take it any more.

B: oh good. In a few months, they’ll re-hire you as a manager and you’ll be treated better because you’re higher on the corporate ladder. That’s a select security promotion.

by Vista20p July 14, 2018

Secure

insurance, specifically life insurance.

John felt relieved after knowing that he had purchased life insurance, knowing that his family will be financially secure in the event of his premature death.

by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025