swedish sweatshirt

When a bunch of men ejaculate on a woman’s chest, then take their pubic hair that they have previously shaved off, and dump it all over her. The hair will stick to the semen, looking like a dark wool sweater

Mark, Eric, Tim and I brought this wild one home the other night, and we gave her a Swedish Sweatshirt

by Meatshower May 15, 2018

Swedish nudge

To unceremoniously dump someone without warning.

"Yo bro what happened to that Sarah chick you were dating?"

"She was being weird so I gave her the Swedish nudge"

by Harry Fireham June 2, 2016

Swedish kink

When a person has a kink for swedish accents.

-Hey (in swedish accent)

-Thats so hot (gets turned on)

A swedish kink is when you get turned on/ have attraction to swedish accents (kink)

by Swedish fuck August 6, 2021

Swedish Stinker

When you fart on the girls pussy and use it as lubricant for your dick to fuck

Yo, Johnny totally gave jessica a swedish stinker last night. It was so bad I had to leave our dorm, I hate living with him.

by ChuckSneedler February 10, 2022

Swedish Rudder

Swedish Rudder is the act of masturbation with a friend manipulating the forearm of another friend in an up and down motion while the male holds his own penis. This can only be completed in totality if the male ejaculates into a fan spraying his male friends in the face.

"Steve from accounting gave Kevin from HR a Swedish Rudder, well because Kevin is a fucking freak and HR peeps deserve a lil nut in the face."

by ||SPQR|| December 12, 2022

swedish toastie

the act of inserting ones penis into a toaster to gain sexual pleasure.
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)

"i just love a swedish toastie me"

by chav fucker February 2, 2017

Swedish Screwdriver

A tall glass of your favorite vodka. Take that glass of vodka and put it up to the exhaust of a Volvo. Dry start the Volvo collecting the fresh exhaust and enjoy!

I can't believe that bar had a swedish screwdriver. The last time I had one was when volvos were relevant.

by Frankie Lake November 27, 2020