Swedish microwave

When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven.

After sex with my boyfriend I gave him a Swedish Microwave.

by Nick Mortenson June 17, 2016

Swedish stretch

When someone pulls their dick almost to the breaking point on a regular basis in order to increase the length over time

Danny told me he tried to give himself the Swedish stretch over the weekend and ended up in the ER…

by catmommy42069 November 27, 2022

Swedish nudge

To unceremoniously dump someone without warning.

"Yo bro what happened to that Sarah chick you were dating?"

"She was being weird so I gave her the Swedish nudge"

by Harry Fireham June 2, 2016

Swedish kink

When a person has a kink for swedish accents.

-Hey (in swedish accent)

-Thats so hot (gets turned on)

A swedish kink is when you get turned on/ have attraction to swedish accents (kink)

by Swedish fuck August 6, 2021

Swedish Rudder

Swedish Rudder is the act of masturbation with a friend manipulating the forearm of another friend in an up and down motion while the male holds his own penis. This can only be completed in totality if the male ejaculates into a fan spraying his male friends in the face.

"Steve from accounting gave Kevin from HR a Swedish Rudder, well because Kevin is a fucking freak and HR peeps deserve a lil nut in the face."

by ||SPQR|| December 12, 2022

swedish fall

a dance move where u fall down and try to catch urself. when someones says it u fall down rite then and there. Mainly happens at the end of a whole dance routine

Josh: yo Swedish fall Carl!!

(Carl falls down immediately and catches himself)

by i w e a r n o p a n t s June 10, 2010

Swedish Doggo

Swedish Doggo say Börk

I called my swedish Doggo a gud boi and he do the börk

by Rawrhamam October 10, 2017