e-peen flexing

Internet thug "bootcamp" for assholes. Those who have the biggest e-peen are better than those who don't. People compare e-peen sizes via some odd sort of "flexing" that occurs in which people try to show the other how much better they are by using all capital letters.

Mary Poppins: I CAN FLY MOTHER-FUCKER.

Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.

In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

Poon to Peen ratio

The ratio of females to males at a designated event. This term was inspired by the ultimate chad, Dan Blizzerian

___ threw a killer party, the Poon to Peen ratio was like 12:1

by Chads r us August 5, 2018

e-peen jousting

E-peen - Online penis size. Basically online ego, how awesome/respected you are.

E-peen Jousting - A battle of egos online.

An e-peen joust:

Person A: Lol Im a 1337 u84h h4xx0r.
Person B: I can has moar 1337 h4xx than u!
Person C: E-peen jousting ftw!!!!111!!one!1!!one

by Alex H Lololol May 26, 2009

little peen fuck

When someone gets fucked up the nose with a little penis (while flaring their nostrils) until a gooey juice oozes out. The one getting fucked should also suck the mans ball sack until he cums up her nose.

Most of the time its done with children because their the only ones with little enough penis'.

My son gave me a little peen fuck lastnight. Thank god we had a boy!!

by iamaskankywhore April 25, 2010

big peen mike

A tropical fish that was eaten in Minecraft

Sauce “Where did big peen Mike go ???“
Potato “I ate him”
Sauce “OMFG”

by Lambotits September 23, 2019

Peen Ween Machine

The object many dedicate their lives to.

Peen ween machine suck cock LLLLLL penis lmao LLLLL 777777

by blastaux September 21, 2020

CEO of small peen

The absolute sexiest and most powerful man alive. His penis is very small and now even visible. It is said that he can make anything happen with just the flick of his dick(which is an innie).

Damn Jack, you’re penis is so small and hot you must be the CEO of small peen!

by Nelson Mandela May 6, 2020