Sarmi Khan

She is usually associated with dumbness and stalking. She is WAY too friendly and just wants a human to get into her pants. She needs someone to help her understand why calling someone with affection names is wrong in so many ways and she has a weak cuss hand. She claims to be making friends while it freaks the shit out of the people she is "making friends" with. She cannot diss anyone without losing miserably.
Sarmi Khan: Hey babes, how is your life? Hope you're not too stressed :* xxx<3

Anon: WTF BITCH?! WHO ARE YOU?!

Sarmi Khan: Just trying to be nice, i know you want to be frinds with me

Anon: Bitch, you're lame, get away.
by Dubstepper123 November 6, 2012
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Cocaine Khan

A person who uses cocaine each night and then claims for change and Naya Pakistan the next morning.
by Tabdeeli October 20, 2018
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Mehboob Ali khan

A literal defination of being a budhau(a really old guy) he will try to get mix with younger PPL but mental age difference is obvious
He's try to get involve with young PPL he's such a mehboob Ali khan
by Mehboob's hater November 23, 2021
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panda Khan

A ninja panda or some shit
Birthplace: A small out of the way dimension
Height: 8'
Weight: 350 lbs. (that includes all his fur)
Pet Peeve: People who say, "Who gave you the black eyes?"
Favorite Battle Hold: Bear hug

Description
Descended from giant mutant Earth pandas, a thousand years in the future, Panda Khan is the Samurai ruler of a genetically improved tribe of battlin' bears. Leaving his alien world in search of great adventure, Khan boarded a Tong pirate ship and using the ancient art of Ting Zing Pao, time-traveled to Earth, 1990. Landing in the sewers, Panda Khan linked up with the Turtles for an unbearably good time. Living by the code of the Khan, Panda Khan "Khantinues" to help the Turtles combat crime and cruelty wherever he finds it. Outfitted with his protective chain mail and samurai armor, Panda Khan's hard for the Foot Clan to "bear."
Josh:I got the panda Khan figure
Jimmy:lame
by BiggeCheese105 July 2, 2023
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Yusuf khan from rnp

first of all stay away from him at all times. Don’t make eye contact and last do not speak of his name loudly.

he is also known as the school wh0re because he goes around fucking other people’s boyfriends. So KEEP YOUR BOYFRIENDS AWAY FROM HIM!

now his looks might scare u away but genuinely woh acha bandha hai bas thoda sa dimaag ka kam

He is famous for his small inch he also has an award for it and it is showcased in the principals office please go look 🙏

anyway that’s it
stay away from yusuf khan from rnp
by Malinii June 10, 2023
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genghis khan

genghis khan is the greatest person to ever touch a basketball, every time he is on a court he takes over like he is a 10th century dictator colonising eurasia.
guy 1: Genghis khan is so good

guy 2: i know he is the next micheal jordan
guy 1: probably better!
by bamketballer November 22, 2023
mugGet the genghis khanmug.

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